White House - Inside sources revealed today that President Trump has undergone a very controversial new surgery to improve his ability to tweet quickly. The surgery, lovingly coined the “Five Finger Death Punch,” attaches five separate hands onto the ends of each finger.

Sources divulged that the President had been frustrated by the amount of time that it took to send tweets during the day and night, saying that he has very large hands and therefore fingers that don’t fit keyboards properly. He had initially thought to get a brain to computer interface, but ditched that plan after hearing about computer viruses on Fox and Friends.

The new surgery was reportedly a success, and the amount of tweets coming from the President should increase substantially in the next few weeks as he completes physical therapy. He is supposedly training each new hand hard to get them ready for the upcoming election in November, and plans on installing additional computers in all areas that he works.

Several Democratic candidates had heard about the surgery and are considering getting it for the upcoming debates. They believe that if they raise more hands they will get called upon more often.