Atlanta, GA - The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta have issued a new disease warning that has been seen spreading across the country called Congenital Liarism. The scientists became aware of the disease years ago, but assumed that such a disease could not spread. But after watching the House Impeachment Hearings they have changed their minds about the disease and its spread.

The lead scientist at the CDC has warned “Congenital Liarism seems to be spreading, and much more rapidly than we anticipated. Our initial conclusion was that it could not possibly spread, but we have changed that conclusion in recent weeks after careful consideration. We have always believed that Washington, DC was ground zero, and the Impeachment Hearings have proven that to be true."

The CDC believes that the disease has spread to most of those who work on Capital Hill, and recommends a quarantine to prevent further spread. Teams from Atlanta and other areas are rushing to the area now. Updates will be posted regularly.