Washington, DC - Nancy Pelosi finally admitted the real reason that the Articles of Impeachment were delayed for so long. “We tried for a very long time to find someone on our staff that could write in cursive. These Articles of Impeachment are very important documents that will last forever, so we thought that they should to be written in cursive like the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. And most of our staff members are Millennials, so you can understand why we had such difficulty.”

When asked why she finally decided to send them to the Senate when she did Pelosi admitted that the Historian of the United States House of Representatives  informed her that this was not necessary nor even legal. When Twin Towers contacted the House Historian about the matter he stated that “All modern legal documents are stored and transmitted electronically in today’s world, and The Speaker of the House should have known that.”

Speaker Pelosi denies holding back the Articles of Impeachment because she knew the case they made was weak. She said that once she understood the necessity of the Articles being in electronic format, she immediately printed the Articles of Impeachment and sent them by horse and buggy to the Senate to honor the great history of our country.