Washington, DC - President Trump today ordered the Marines to the Senate chambers during the impeachment trial. When asked about the reason behind the stunning move President Trump said "This sham of an impeachment trial has shown that there are a lot of traitorous people in the Senate, and I intend to put them in jail and have them tried."

Trump stated that many of the Senators are trying to remove a duly elected President, which is the same as interfering in an election. Since the House has called the tampering of elections impeachable, Trump believes that this same criteria can be used against Senators. "I believe there are a lot of very corrupt people in the Senate, and maybe they are working with Putin to get me out of the White House. I have been tougher on Russia than any President in history, and they know that. So they must be Russian agents."

This is a continuing situation and we will keep you updated as new information emerges.