Las Vegas - Senator Warren offered Senator Sanders a peace offering after a contentious debate in Las Vegas that saw her attack everyone, including Sanders, on a host of issues. Stating that she never really wanted to come after Bernie, she presented him with a symbolic broken arrow to signify her desire to have peace between the two communist candidates. “Bernie and I must stick together through thick and thin, as the only two remaining communist candidates still in this race. I offer him the symbolic peace symbol of my people, a broken arrow, to signify our on-going harmony in the coming debates.”

Senator Sanders graciously accepted the peace offering, although he could be heard muttering “What the hell am I going to do with this?” on a hot mic while handing the arrow to a staffer.

The new alliance represents the old alliance that once was prior to the Las Vegas debate. Now that both Warren and Sanders are unified in their opposition to so-called non-communist candidates, they plan on a visiting a sweat lodge in a make-shift Gulag to get visions of Trump’s mind and his plans for the election cycle.